Ode To Litter
Written and composed by
Adam Medina
McDonald’s bag, dirty diaper, old shoe
Peddle around them, what can I do?
Old medicine bottle, it’s pink
Empty Pepto I think
Newspaper, bungee cord, a bra? D-cup!
Where’s she, I better hurry up!
Chorus:
Beep, beep, almost hit by a Jeep
Rev, rev, pushed over by a Chev
Ugh, Ugh, cursed at by a Bug
Beep, beep almost hit by a Jeep
Rev, rev, pushed over by a Chev
Ugh, Ugh just got the finger from that Bug
Furry mess, it’s a skunk
Boy that sure stunk!
Kitty, puppy, a cup with no lid
Another diaper, what are they feeding that kid?
Moving box full clothes
Even the DI won’t take those!
Cigarette butts, sippy cups, tons of trash
I better start hauling ash
Chorus:
Beep, beep, better call for my Jeep
Rev, rev, mooned by that Chev
Ugh, Ugh old lady in the Bug
Beep, beep better call for my Jeep
Rev, rev, hillbillies in that Chev
Ugh, ugh, the old lady topless in that Bug
Used sock, old panty hose
Gum wrapper, tissue from a bloody nose
Chunk of wood, beer can
A car flag. It’s Mexican!
So sad, a little girls dolly
A dirty magazine. Oh golly!
Chorus:
Beep, beep, should of stayed asleep
Rev, rev, want my bed
Ugh,ugh, somebody call the cops on that Bug!
Beep, beep, should have stayed asleep
Rev, rev, want my bed
Ugh, ugh, can’t shake that Bug!
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